Category Archives: Douchebags on Parade

More Lazy-ass Blogging

While I work on a new post (and by “work” I mean rolling various vowels and consonants around in my head, while sitting in the john in a posture similar to the one seen in the graphic for this batshit-insane … Continue reading

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Someone Changed My Wife Tonight*

Courtesy of Media Matters: See, Rush really does love LGBT people.  All that hateful rhetoric he spews about them on his radio show just enables him to make lots and lots of money, so he can pay a cool $1 … Continue reading

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Sunday Lazy-ass Blogging

TBogg has a great post up on neocon asshole and “spectacularly wrong” pundit Bill Kristol’s response to President Obama’s even-handed statement on the “Ground Zero Mosque:” But, please, Bill Kristol, tell us how Barack Obama is dismissing your sage views … Continue reading

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The Crazification of America

Over at Alicublog, Roy Edroso presents yet another in his series of Shorter Jonah Goldbergs (read the comments, too, which are excellent – Roy’s commenters are always worth reading).  Jonah is reacting to the new book by Daily Kos founder Markos … Continue reading

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Yes We Can’t

Thomas Frank has ended his tenure as the token dirty fucking hippie at the Wall Street Journal to write full-time for Harper’s, apparently so the Journal can devote more space to publishing more encomiums to rich motherfuckers and other parasitic … Continue reading

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I am Asshole, Hear Me Roar

Apparently, white people are pissed off that there’s a Black Negro in the White House, or so says this douchebag.  He’s got some black man’s penis shoved down his throat or something, but somehow he manages to blurt out this … Continue reading

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Megan McArdle is Always Wrong, Part XXXVIII

We are rapidly approaching the point where everything that glibertarian darling Megan McArdle writes will be promptly torn to shreds on the intertubes by people who actually know what they’re talking about, and who have the smarts and skill to … Continue reading

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The Flatheads Walk Among Us

A few years ago, Jonah Goldberg wrote something stupid (I know) in The Corner having to do with Roe v. Wade.  At the time I was taking classes to get my paralegal certificate, and Roe v. Wade was one of … Continue reading

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Doubling down with the race card and a bunch of jokers

Adam Serwer at The American Prospect points to an article by the latest person to join the “Black People Are the Real Racists” Feast of the Wingnuts, former Reagan administration political director Jeffrey Lord, who spends five pages explaining in … Continue reading

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Yet another douchebag rears his ugly head

Some dickhead named Matt Lewis attempts to exonerate Andrew Fucking Breitbart, with the eager assistance of Howie “Conflict of Interest” Kurtz.  Where do they find these young, entitled white assholes?  Is the Mizes Institute cloning them from what’s left of … Continue reading

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