Category Archives: Conservatives Are Always Wrong

Conservatards Are Weird

Via TPM, master right-wing troll Jonah Goldberg facilitates a weird conversation between two conservatives who apparently once were fuckbuddies and who now hate each other’s guts.  Hard to say what the hell is going on here, other than that both … Continue reading

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Happy Nine Eleven Day

Something is happening here.  What it is ain’t exactly clear…if you’re a writer for the Wall Street Journal: From the beginning, there were disagreements over how to memorialize victims of the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. How to compensate the … Continue reading

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Hard-core Superstars

Sarah Palin and Glen Beck, those darlings of the “let’s-piss-off-the-liberals” crowd, have been in the news again lately (but what else is new).  Both separately and together, the two of them have shown the kind of attention-getting ability that makes … Continue reading

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Herbert Hoover to the Rescue

Today’s Wall Street Journal features an opinion piece by someone named Robert Barro, who is “an economics professor at Harvard University and a senior fellow at Stanford University’s Hoover Institution” (one wonders if the Hoover fellows start every morning expressing … Continue reading

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Lazy-ass Blogging: Short Cuts Edition

Going to go all Steve Benen on you, and do some “quick hits:” Life Imitates Bad Art: When I read about the Canadian Idol contestant-turned terrorist, I immediately remembered a lame-ass movie called American Dreamz I saw about a year … Continue reading

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More Lazy-ass Blogging

While I work on a new post (and by “work” I mean rolling various vowels and consonants around in my head, while sitting in the john in a posture similar to the one seen in the graphic for this batshit-insane … Continue reading

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Sunday Lazy-ass Blogging

TBogg has a great post up on neocon asshole and “spectacularly wrong” pundit Bill Kristol’s response to President Obama’s even-handed statement on the “Ground Zero Mosque:” But, please, Bill Kristol, tell us how Barack Obama is dismissing your sage views … Continue reading

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The Crazification of America

Over at Alicublog, Roy Edroso presents yet another in his series of Shorter Jonah Goldbergs (read the comments, too, which are excellent – Roy’s commenters are always worth reading).  Jonah is reacting to the new book by Daily Kos founder Markos … Continue reading

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Vamos

So, Keith Olbermann has been sacked by NBC, and will no longer be on the “Sunday Night Football” pre-game show.  They say his politics had nothing to do with the decision, but I’m sure that greater wingnuttia has been jamming the switchboards … Continue reading

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I am Asshole, Hear Me Roar

Apparently, white people are pissed off that there’s a Black Negro in the White House, or so says this douchebag.  He’s got some black man’s penis shoved down his throat or something, but somehow he manages to blurt out this … Continue reading

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